Maid of Honor
#Boss, she is the mastermind behind this fabulous day. You’ll know she’s having a good time because she’ll have wine stains all over her lips and teeth about 2 hours into the reception. Do not mention this to her, she already knows, trust us.
Best Man
Currently working on becoming the Tito of everyone’s dreams. Claims he taught Ced everything he knows about video games. Will likely hold nothing back during his roast, we mean toast, to his beloved baby brother.
Bridesmaid
Yankees fan, Broadway enthusiast, and cross stitching master. When she’s not saving the world she likes to spoil her kittens (and I guess her wife, Sarah).
Groomswoman
Loves cats, rainbows, coffee, and smashing the patriarchy. She’s the bodyguard for the night, please proceed with caution. She has yet to give Jess and Michael the Pokemon licenses she promised them decades ago, and Jess would appreciate you reminding her of this all night long.
Bridesmaid
She thinks it’s way too damn cold up here, but Jess and Ced are worth it. Ask her about her vegetable garden!
Groomsman
Mention the words “Orichalcum Plus” and you may see him flinch from the trauma. Is #TeamCed and is adamant that Jess is always wrong. Literally no one understands what he does for work (and neither does he) but he can open Javascript sometimes and gets excited about the hexadecimal system.
Bridesmaid
Thinks Raquel is wrong since the Mets are obviously better but loves her anyway. She will definitely kick your butt in Zombies when she isn’t training horses in Breath of the Wild.
Groomsman
Will only speak in Spongebob and Archer references, it’s not our fault if you don’t get it. He is the true matchmaker and totally isn’t salty that Jess took Ced away from him.
Bridesmaid
OG J-pop and K-pop fan before it was cool. She was the master of side bangs back in the day so you best put respect on her name.
Groomsman
Rishie (right), Vinay (very likely doesn't even remember being on the left). Actively competing with Ced about who has the best PC set up. #1 Family Grill Master even when he doesn’t want to do it.
Bridesmaid
Self-proclaimed coffee snob but is open to teaching you her ways. She also knows way too much about birds, but birding is cool and you can’t tell her otherwise.
Groomsman
Play “To Zanarkand” if you want to see him cry. #1 soccer player in the family, although is frequently out of commission due to also being the #1 most injured while playing soccer in the family.