Chief Bridal Officer
Sister of the bride, wrangler of boys, and tough as nails—she didn't become CBO of the Wedding Company by sitting around picking daisies in the outfield (that was kind of the bride's thing)—when she says "it's for the bride," we say "do you need that now or yesterday?"
Chief Grooms Officer
A witness to the couple's origin story, Mr. Koba played an integral role during the start-up phase of the Wedding Company. As the keeper of proprietary trade secrets, Scott is contractually prevented from telling you those stories.
VP, Ladies' Division
Sister of the groom, slayer of Italian cooking, and mother of two of the coolest ladies we know, the widely-coveted and esteemed title "boss b!$&ch" was first coined for this VP. Soon-to-be legally required to let the bride call her sister, Rachel is the reason she she isn't getting married in a sheet tied up as a toga. You're welcome.
VP, Gentlemen's Division
Brother-in-law and father, golf extraordinaire, Miles serves as the key mischief advisor to the groom, merriment governing partner, and chief representative of the paaaaaaartay.
Current Affairs Consultant
Undeniably the smartest member of the Wedding Company and one Jones you definitely should be keeping up with, Ms. Jones specializes in elucidating the mysteries of bleeding edge technology and social media affairs to her generationally challenged Wedding Company teammates. She really doesn't want to, but can explain how to TikTok if needed. Most importantly, she stands as a true beacon of light, hope, and joy for the future of our world.
GM (Grooms Manager)
Brother of the bride, smarter than the bride, more good-looking than the bride, this GM is a man of many technical talents, and whatever the issue is, he's probably right.
Chief Floral Administrator
The Wedding Company is proud to have Ms. Ferraro's seasoned approach in petal distributions as a key element in the Ceremony Success Department. Ms. Ferraro also brings a breadth of distributions experience in fields such as coloring pencils, Barbie dolls, water cups, and matching-game pieces (of which she is the current world champion).