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Wedding Party

Stephanie

Bride

Steph is a lover of mustaches, paddle-boarding, and crafts. She enjoys singing blatantly depressing songs and playing her guitar. Her favorite phrases to repeat are, "I like that cow!" and "Look at the porch on that house." She loves Toby Keith, riding horses, baking sourdough, and collecting stray animals.


Jason

Father of the Bride

Jason enjoys curling up next to his pellet stove with a good instruction manual, sipping homemade Old Fashioned's, and repeating the phrase "I'm just resting my eyes." He also enjoys making day-trips to North Carolina to mow his lawn, singing duets with his daughter, talking to his honeybees, and arresting bad guys.

Christina

Mother of the Bride

Christina spends more than 5/8 of her everyday listening to audiobooks on 2x speed. She is a lover of sand dollars, bluebirds, and eating croutons straight out of the bag for lunch. Christina is the reason that Stephanie is both beautiful & plagued with the insurmountable urge to correct poor grammar and the improper use of punctuation.


Hailey

Matron of Honor

Hailey's happy place can be found in any international airport. Her Minnesotan roots run deep. Despite that, she pronounces most words correctly. Her favorite sport is water tubing and she loves Caribou coffee. She also finds joy in the little things (including, but not limited to): cats, eggnog, sushi, Napoleon Dynamite, and graphic socks.

Hannah

Bridesmaid

Hannah is into hobby-horsing. However, instead of competing with a stick horse, she likes to ride a real horse. On occasion, she likes to swim in the ocean, decorate cakes, and play in her zen garden made almost entirely of Old Bay seasoning (conveniently located at Madonna Seafood). She also very much enjoys the song "Beach Cowboy" by Brian Kelley.


Becca

Bridesmaid

A Canadian through & through, Becca loves Arctic weather conditions and is a connoisseur of maple syrup. Standing at a whopping 5'2" tall, she can leg press more than my dad, your-dad, and your next-door neighbor's dad combined. In her spare time, she crochets baby hats to donate to the hospital.

Olivia

Bridesmaid

Liv isn't your stereotypical 'gamer girl'. Not only can she rock a headset, but she also will belt every word to "Mama's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys" loud & proud, and loves attending sprint car races. Given the notion, Olivia could pick up her paintbrush and produce a near-perfect portrait of your grandma's dog in 47 seconds flat (this is a Christmas present idea for next year).


Heidi

Bridesmaid

Heidi is a woman of many talents. She is proficient in fixing vehicles using solely bobby pins & duct tape, selling many varieties of Granger County tomatoes, and getting in trouble with the United States Coast Guard. She also loves to share her wealth of knowledge about Bigfoot while camping in extremely desolate & remote areas with Stephanie.

Stef

Bridesmaid

Stef recently welcomed a chipper young nugget named Owen into this world. When he is sleeping, she likes to dirty lots of dishes, play videos of dancing fruit on her television, and watch other people eat everything that she has baked (which she is allergic to). Stef's favorite time of year is late in the fall because she is incredibly fond of both pumpkins & the rut.


Julia

Bridesmaid

Don't be fooled by the beautiful lady on the far right in the photo above. Julia may look fun & flirty, but- if she flexes hard enough, she can crush a pineapple between her thumb & pinky finger. She is a lover of rare Pokémon cards, her pet cats, and the decline chest press machine.

Karissa

Bridesmaid

Once a Maryland girl, then a die-hard-Texan, and now an inhabitant of the great city of Tulsa, Oklahoma, Karissa is Stephanie's 'day 1'. They once shared a big, ugly, orange carpet in a kid's ministry room every sunday, and now they see each other every few years when the opportunity presents itself. Karissa loves Cody Johnson and navigating through TSA at large airports with protein powder in her bag.


Sarah

Bridesmaid

Sarah's favorite thing in the whole entire world is being a camp counselor. Her second favorite thing is coffee. She loves experiencing other cultures and has been to Zambia twice (with Stephanie). Many people do not know this about her, but she is also single-handedly responsible for 73% of the $244 million grossed domestically by the movie, Cars (2006).

Anistyn

Jr Bridesmaid

Anistyn has a passion for collecting mannequin heads, learning TikTok dances, and shooting layups on the middle school basketball court. She is unbelievably good at braiding hair and loves her dog, Tucker.


Piper

Jr Bridesmaid

Piper loves to wear her pajamas and cover up with a good blanket. Her favorite things are going on car rides with her dad, watching Barbie, and listening to worship songs on YouTube. She also loves to cuddle with her new puppy.

Paisley

Jr Bridesmaid

Paisley is going to be famous on YouTube for her 'Get Ready With Me' & 'A Day In The Life' videos. She also has a huge & rather impressive collection of dolls. She loves playing with her puppies, making slime, spending time with her family, and sipping on mocktails.


Crew

Ring Bearer

Crew was formerly very passionate about dinosaurs- & while still loves an ankylosaurus as much as the next person- he has discovered that hippopotamuses are his real bread and butter. Exhibiting extreme bravery, he recently faced his fear of touching a fish while in North Myrtle Beach.