Do you have $20-100k to shell out for me to have this thing? I'm not settling for less than an open bar with killer views and food in Chicago proper but unfortunately I am broke so elopement it is. Also large parties aka groups more than 4 people stress me out.
Immediate family only. If you're confused, you're not invited. No exceptions. <3
Send us a text and drop our elopement post on Instagram a like! Let's save the trees :)
Wedding culture has lost the plot so while your immediate thought is that we hate you, we actually see it as us doing you the biggest solid by not asking for any time, money, PTO, etc. to watch us say sappy shit and do the YMCA. If you're still convinced we hate you, go to the club or join an adult summer camp or something to fill the void idk.