FAQs

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is Georgia hot in September?

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Georgia is hot always. September? Hot. January? Hot. 7/24, hot.

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Will my cellphone work?

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Maybe. Verizon and T-Mobile seem to work alright. Can't speak for AT&T.

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Are kids welcomed?

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Unfortunately, yes.

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What's your favorite planet?

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Mines the Sun. It's kind of like, the King of planets.

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What about dietary restrictions?

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Catering will be through a taco truck. The menu (of tacos) will include a chicken option, pork option, shrimp option, and vegan option.

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Where should we stay?

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I don't care. I listed two hotels. What more do you people want from me?

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Where do we park?

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At the venue, preferably out of the way.

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will alcohol be served?

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Yes. What does this look like? Catholic chur... nevermind.

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Have you ever seen a pig, wearing a wig?

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Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow.