Hello guests of Carolyn and Griffin! Thank you for coming all the way to Vermont to celebrate this moment with us! We could not be more excited to get married in a state with such great Maple Syrup! Everyone should prepare a speech as we are drawing names out of a hat to see who gives the pre-dinner toast. We are looking forward to spending June 17th with the people that are most important to us and have seen us grow over our lives.

Assuming we both live to be 120 years old; we will have: · Said “I love you” to each other 74,312 times* · Played over 37,000 games** · Spent over 1,240 hours laughing with each other*** · Consumed over 175 million calories combined**** · Known each other for 85% of our lives, dated for 83% of our lives, and been happily married for 77% of our lives · Celebrated June 17th, 2022, 93 times Key Assumptions: * Assuming we say “I love you” twice a day since the first time we exchanged those words on July 15th, 2015 ** Assuming we play at least one game a day since our first date on March 18th, 2015 – believe us, we probably will *** Assuming Griffin tells one joke a day with an output of 2 minutes of laughter per person, per joke **** Taking the standard FDA guidance of consuming 2,000 calories per day