Maid of Honor
Sister
Best Man
Likes his martinis extra dirty, completed Miami Marathon in under 7 hours, banned from PGA Tour events.
Maid of Honor
Sister
Groomsman
Professional dancer after the hour of 9PM, once threw a man through a table (Go Bills), offered a lifetime sponsor by Miller Lite.
Bridesmaid
Childhood best friend - went to her house one day and never left
Groomsman
Goes by "Randy" or "Bruno", generally the source of all trouble, firework connoisseur and near death enthusiast.
Bridesmaid
Older sister I never had/Fellow weird horse girl
Groomsman
Graduated with a degree in Neurology, holds UAlbany's Football record for most concussions, had an obsession with cheetah prints.
Bridesmaid
High school bestie
Groomsman
Famous in Panama City Beach from spring break 2014, has a dog bigger than him, lost a tooth on a jet ski.
Bridesmaid
Work bestie turned real life bestie
Groomsman
Always has "hot soup", wears a tutu to play pick-up basketball, claims he would have played in the NFL had he been 6 foot.
Bridesmaid
Future sister in-law
Groomsman
Fisher Island Olympic champion, sleeps on boats, played in the MLB for a day.
Bridesmaid
College Bestie/Gin to my Ginger/Harry to my Lloyd
Groomsman
Second best quarterback in the family, never misses a workout, drinks breast milk for protein.
Bridesmaid
College Bestie/Monica to my Rachel
Groomsman
Always has a flat tire, usually can't hit the golf ball past the women's tees, Univerity of Miami football's biggest booster.
Bridesmaid
Cousin/Fraternal Twin/Adiat
Groomsman
Grandmaster of Carson Wentz's balls, jock strap washer, cant catch a football.
Ring Bearer
Groomsman
Nicknamed "Turtle" for being slow, got in a courtside argument with Kevin Durant, never misses the opportunity to eat McDonald's cookies.