Carissa & Brent
Wedding Party to End All Wedding Parties
Jessalynn Watanabe
Matron of Honor
Jessalynn is Carissa's sister and one of her best friends. She enjoys hiking, golf, and rom coms.
Alexis Duffin
Matron of Honor
Alexis and Carissa go back all the way to toddler dance lessons. Alexis is a concert pianist and mother of 12.
Karla Shao
Bridesmaid
Karla and Carissa have been friends since shortly after Carissa moved to Chicago. Thanks, Jessalynn! Karla is all sugar and spice, enjoys tea parties, and hates hammers.
Jason Taylor
Bridesman
Jason and Carissa finally found a healthy friendship in the 8th grade when Jason finally stopped being so jealous of Carissa's talent for playing the saxophone. Jason doesn't believe in the value of higher education and hates animals.
Matt Bryan
Bridesman
Matt and Carissa finally found each other through Jason. It was fate. Matt enjoys jumping rope and drinking whiskey. He is also a famous physician.
José A. Muñoz, Jr.
Bridesman
José and Carissa have been friends since he doesn't remember training her on her first day of work at ACGME. He is an accomplished violinist which he plays to the vocal melodies of his crooning wife, Eliza.
Laura Barbo
Bridesmaid
Laura and Carissa became friends even though Carissa used to give Laura dirty looks at the printer. Laura has no interest in the British royal family and is generally disgusted by love.
Maayan Schwab
Bridesmaid
Maayan and Carissa have John Nylen to thank for their friendship. Carissa's average to below average editing skills came in handy when Maayan was on maternity leave. Thank goodness Maayan came back! Maayan served 29 years in the Israeli army and enjoys spelunking in her free time.
Vernon Piper
Best Man
Vern and Brent have been friends since Brent was instructed by Toni to threaten Vern on AOL Instant Messenger (yeah, a billion years ago). They learned about their unknown connection in Marvel vs. Capcom 2 (which Brent is way better at). Soon after the Force was balanced between light and dark. Vern LOVES sports and playing sports and talking sports. He even paints sports bobbleheads in his spare time. He is not allowed to drive our wedding limo (we aren't having one anyway), unless we need to do the kessel run in 5 parsecs (Star Wars is bad).
Toni Wozniak
Best Woman
BFerrari99 has known Corduroy311 for obviously a billion years. They'd made it through the ups and downs of Brent stealing girlfriends and Toni faking mail truck accidents. They both permeate loads of radiation from all the weekends of laser bowling in high school. Toni hand makes paper for Office Max. She likes to lift heavy things and move them around for the elderly. She hates cheese. Also, she has the same birthday as Brent.
Shauna Breckenridge
Groomswoman
Shauna is the sister of the groom. She is a million years older than Brent and wants to know what the heck a groomswoman even is?!?! They didn't have them in her day. She spawned three lovely nieces that will be providing high level security for the wedding. They were the first children Brent liked. Shauna is an EMT, but her main job is a Zookeeper.
Clint Kapinski
Groomsman
Clint is the cousin of Brent. Their relationship was rocky as small children because Clint would incite violence then scream for his mom when violence was returned to him. Many Monday nights were spent watching Wrastlin' and playing Halo and Fusion Frenzy when they were young and had no responsibility. Clint now hauls Gummy Bears for a local elevator. He hates guns. When it comes to lawn care, he is the real life version of Hank Hill.
Nels Hanson
Groomsman
Brent first met Nels in college in Stevenson Tower 7D. His earliest memories of Nels are of him walking into Brent's room, striking up a convo, mumbling some responses, and then walking out without saying anything. It took years of training before Nels would say "bye" on a telephone conversation before hanging up. Nels is the gear that keeps the government running so smoothly at the Rock Island Armory. He hates guns as much as Clint does. All of these characters and letters are mostly wasted. There is no explaining Nels. He is just the Nelsbeast. You will see.....you will all see....
Stephanie Vela
Groomswoman
Wait, how did Stephanie get on here? She's in my party? This must be a mistake. Brent also kind of met Stephanie through Toni. They've been enemies for years. Stephanie sleeps on a couch professionally. She has many degrees that will be left 40% unpaid when she dies in 60 years because she has no spawns to pay it. Take that, government! Steph lives in Ames, Iowa and will be catering our wedding with Superdogs.
Amanda Corona
Groomswoman
So the example description Zola has in this text box to give you an idea what to put is about two people that were super neat and organized. That fits Amanda perfectly, as her work office is incredibly organized and neat all from her own accord. Amanda was Brent's boss at his first Culver's job. He also lived on her couch for a period of time. She hates "that devil music" that is heavy metal. She plans on someday taking her dog Maggie on the road for her dog trick show.
Ramneek Chitkara
Groomsman
Ramneek worked with Brent at Culver's of Sycamore. Over the years, Ramneek has received many beatings in both the realms of after work wrestling and basketball. He loves LeBron James and thinks LBJ is the GOAT. He's an avid soccer fan that hates Man United. He still can't beat Brent at basketball.