Best Woman
. . . . . . . . They share a brain cell.
Best Man
Hugo met Gabe in high school. Hugo was innocently eating his lunch, when he felt a sudden stare. He looked up cautiously, not knowing what would meet his eyes. IT WAS GABE- staring down Hugo's food!! So Hugo asked "Do you want some or something?" Gabe ate that shit up. They later found themselves in the same classes and made each other laugh, but also got each other in trouble. After many years of friendship, they are now SISTERSS.
Groomswoman
Classic story of boy takes off shoe, boy leaves shoe in hallway, girl trips over shoe, girl yells at boy, girl and boy become friends, girl and boy become best friends, girl and boy become brehs. Sam and Calvin basically lived together all throughout college, developing a penchant for spontaneity, deviance, producing loud noises and conversations that only the other could understand.
Groomsman
Cesar. He was friends with Gabe first back in middle school. They used to make music together, and would make poor Hugo sit there and watch. Hugo would constantly let Cesar know how much he disliked him, and how much he hated him. Cesar used to also have a moustache, he and Gabe are in their 3rd band together, but now Cesar and Hugo get along.
Groomsman
When Kevin and Calvin met, Calvin thought Kevin was intimidating and kind of mean. Then they started hanging out more because of Jes and became very close during Kevin's Trainwrek Era. They became so close, people thought they were dating and would ask Calvin "Where's Kevin?" whenever he showed up to a party without Kevin. Before moving home from Socal, Calvin bequeathed him to ya girl, Denise.
Groomswoman
Sweet Sweet "innocent" Shelly. You would think that Shelly is nice and sweet, but in reality she's very metal. Shelly would always tell Gabe, Cesar, and Hugo when they went too far when making jokes, but noww she joins in and is even more vulgar than them. Shelly and Hugo became the best of friends through their shared hatred of Cesar at the time.
Groomsman
Yen. Oh Yen.. Yendrick Tumar, of house Degeneryen, of the Yentic Isles. He too, rode the Kevin Trainwrek, all the way to it's last stop. Yen and Calvin made plenty of memories on this train ride, most of which they cannot remember, but it was always a good time. They never really knew what they were going to do, the only thing that was constant was Yen, Kevin and Calvin, always yelling at each other. Upon the last stop, he took matters into his own hands, self-proclaiming and usurping the train as the new conductor.
Groomswoman
The sister no one asked for, but we all got... so here we are Hugo met Vanessa when she was born. To be honest Hugo hated Vanessa because she was a bitch. However, now that they are older they have grown closer than ever. Mainly because Vanessa appreciates her brother and realized that his bluntness is how he shows he cares.
Groomsman
Scott and Calvin met at UCI. They enjoyed their school years together, but eventually both moved back to their hometowns. A couple years later Scott made the move up to Norcal, where they started hanging out again on the weekends, spending countless nights in Downtown San Jose, with Jes too! Calvin would rush over after work trying to catch up in drinks to meet up with them, leading them into a loong string of ubers, late night adventures and sleepovers.
Ring Bearer