Caitlyn & Zach
Wedding Party
Meghan Walsh
Maid of Honor
Mother of cats, bringer of laughter, roamer of cityscapes whose astute cunning shines down upon the streets, commander of rhythm, formally known as Juice Stain, forever loved as Maid of Honor. Sister and best friend, Princess Meghan.
Alex Hammel-Shaver
Best Man
Brother to the Groom, intrepid lord of sprout and beam, commanding a superhuman immune system forged in the garbage bags of New York City, a scholar of agronomy, enthralled by matters of physical exertion and health, now dubbed Best Man Goog.
Emily Hammel-Shaver
Bridesmaid
Seeker of Serenity, Mother of Roses, Choreographer of Systems, Distinguished Wordsmith, Speaker of the House of self-actualization, Hufflepuff, Often referred to as Sister-Wife. Bridesmaid Emily of the Dancing Isles.
Alxie French
Groomswoman
A sister to the groom not of blood but of choosing, protector of justice, a dedicated ally to canines everywhere, most noble member of the secret society AZE, distinguished and dignified groomswoman Alxie.
Daisy May
Bridesmaid
Culinary artisan, known for illustrious wit, the quintessence of nobility, connoisseur of all things cozy, master novelist, often referred to as Sister-Wife. Witch of Aeaea, Bridesmaid Daisy.
Max Thomas
Groomsman
Second brother to the Groom, Maker of funnies, Champion of all things vulgar, Master statistician, Shepherd of the drama, Hater of Goats, Lord of Metal, Maxamillion Olivarian Thomas.
Victoria Cooper
Bridesmaid
The one with whom the Bride has shared the longest friendship, formed in the fires of Kenpo Karate, lover of sunshine, maestro of enlightenment, seeker of eternal freedom, dedicated cinephile, The mobility maven herself, Baroness Victoria of the City of Angels.
Dustin Kuhns
Groomsman
Close friend of the groom, Singer of songs, an architect of the land, dedicated to the creative exploration of philosophy, a scholar of theology, and Marquess of Mixology. Also serving as Master of Ceremonies, Groomsman Dustin.
Kassidy Walsh
Bridesmaid
Sister to the bride, Duchess of woodland creatures, creator of fine art, Goddess of Grace, supple sorceress with quick-wit, previously referred to as Little Miss Broccoli, now bestowed the title of Bridesmaid, Lady Kassidy Rose.
Chance Walsh
Bridesman / Groomsman
Brother to the bride, Lord of the dance, inventor of Dumb Face, world-renown apothecary, poet on parchment and spoken word, humble servant of Sir Watson-- Duke of Duckyville, previously referred to as Frances... the one, the only, Bridesman Chance.
Jace Walsh
Ring Bearer
Son of the betrothed couple, an ever-inventive, dice-wielding bibliophile, part jester, part genius, defender of the goal and half-elf Warlock level 5, happiest amid sea and sand, and an aspiring code-master, we have the pleasure of introducing... Prince Jace.
Bertrand Cooper
Officiant & Groomsman
Brothercousin to the bride and loose associate of the groom, defender of the underprivileged, a scholar of statistics, pedagogy, and enlightenment, devoted to the mastery of strength & fitness, one whose dry humor knows no bounds, a nobleman with great patience and perseverance, our beloved officiant and groomsman, Bertrand Cooper.
Tamara Walsh
Mother of the Bride
The matriarch of the Walsh Clan, Disney Afficianado, Honorary Member of the Crafty Coven, High Priestess of Pharmakeia, Level 3 Elf Druid, Dedicated Bibliomane, Grommy of the Golden Isles, Grand Duchess of the Kingdom of Dogs, We have the pleasure of introducing, Mother of the Bride, Tamara Walsh.
Caroline Hammel
Mother of the Groom
Sun-worshiper, gardening goddess, purveyor of rural retreats, whose enthusiasm is rarely matched, pink-loving, dance-a-thon aficionado, formally known as Taaaaroline, mother of the groom, Caroline (because she cares a lot).
Marc Walsh
Father of the Bride
The patriarch of the Walsh Clan, Technology Wizard, Knight of the Canine Emporium, Amazon's number one customer, Lover of Snacks, Lackey to Sir Roland the Gallant, He who is imbued with supreme altruism, Grand Duke of the Kingdom of Dogs, Father of the Bride, King Marc Walsh.
Chris Shaver
Father of the Groom
The Headmaster of the Hammel-Shaver faction, Emissary of Tales, Professor of the purest basketball shot, Lover of fierce competition, Pursuer of grand ideas, and Master home builder... Sir. Christopher Shaver.