Caitlin & Brian
Wedding Party
Tara Zuschlag
Bridesmaid
My A1 since day one! My sister and the co-host of the revolutionary and informative video log “Shut up and Listen”. Her success didn’t stop there as she’s now a registered nurse and master of mojitos.
Christina Zuschlag
Bridesmaid
My personal makeup artist and the mother to my favorite nephew, Stinky Linky. She’s crafty AF and always willing to help me with my crazy projects. She’s also really grown into her front teeth beautifully.
Emily Cox
Bridesmaid
My ride or die; the girl who will be ripping shots with me at 90 years old and still say, “I’m sober”. She’s so in shape from CrossFit that even her hands are ripped and ayeeee she's the single bridesmaid ;)
Corissa Laflash
Bridesmaid
My OG OG partner in crime and according to The Dance Ranch my identical twin. She keeps up with all of my vacation adventures unless her shoelace gets in the way.
Malessa Danner
Bridesmaid
The girl who made living in the midwest fun. She’s the only human who will respond to a text a 4AM. I love everything about her except her inability to stay awake for the pizza she ordered.
Gabby Demac
Bridesmaid
The most inspirational girl who is always down for any type of adventure. She has a passion for working out, making awesome Tik Tok’s, and turning air conditioning units into dangerous projectiles.
Stephanie Lussier
Bridesmaid
My birthday bestie and the funniest person I know. She’s such a loyal friend that you can literally light her on fire and she’ll still hang out with you. Maybe that’s why her puns are so lit.
Rui Nakata
Bridesmaid
The girl who inspires me to fulfill my dreams. She’s a talented photographer, exquisite cook, and a creative visionary. The only person who will press pause on life with me for two months to travel the world.
Jeff Schopka
Best Man
My brother and number one strikeout victim on the wiffle ball field. I've know him since he was 0, which is exactly how many games he will win against me during our wedding weekend.
Tim Dobosz
Groomsman
An elite brewmaster and aluminum foil baseball athlete. My favorite person to play Call of Duty with, co-creator of fun ball, and definitely the "Bewy roomie enerrrrrr"
Shashank Shukla
Groomsman
One of "zduh" best friends a guy could ask for. Fellow Biomedical Engineering nerd and probably the only reason I graduated from college. A true whiskey connoisseur, loving dog dad, and the only guy I've seen take a full swing at a golf ball and hit it backwards.
Chris Bannon
Groomsman
A man who's passion for cats is only surpassed by his passion for applying sunscreen. My #1 golf buddy and namer of the fun zone. He's recently gotten "a braincut so [he] can be faster".
Kevin Furlong
Groomsman
My computer savvy cousin and star of the hit series "Kevin's Magic". The bad-ass bud light platinum drinking marine of many talents! The only thing this guy can't do is get you blanket when you sleep over.
Rob Marengo
Groomsman
Critically acclaimed funny guy and human wrecking ball who knows his way around a lightsaber. Recipient of the prestigious Pride n' Hustle Sportsmanship Award. He plays a mean saxophone and a meaner game of bumper pool.
Ed Marmut
Groomsman
He'll kick a hole in your wall and he'll kick a hole in your heart. This lovable Russian-born dynamo is a threat in the boxing ring and on the (fantasy) football field. Sometimes the party doesn't start until someone walks in. In Ed's case, he doesn't walk in until an hour after the party starts.
Kikko Arceo
Groomsman
We started off as rivals on the soccer field and baseball diamond. With a career batting average of .500 off of me, Kikko decided to hang up the spikes to pursue his passion in board games. Play Kikko in any strategy game for 10 minutes and you'll go home a confused loser who somehow owes him a sandwich.
Matt Molisani
Groomsman
The only guy in 3rd grade time plus who could throw a tennis ball as hard as me. The longest tenured friend in the wedding party. Our friendship after all these years remains...ethereal. Matt is a highly touted vocabulary wizard and a much maligned debater (i.e. The Piazza Argument).
Joey "Spyder" Ramirez
Groomsman
The football to my baseball! The only thing bigger than this man's stature is his heart. When he's not rushing quarterbacks (or hoarding them on his fantasy team) he's rushing around collecting tips as the coolest bartender on the jersey shore.
Jason Neff
Groomsman
If you need a movie quote recited verbatim, Jason is your man. “Oddly athletic” and spunky, Jason is a triple threat performer who swings a solid wii golf club. All this man needs to have a good time is some salt and vinegar chips, sunflower seeds, and beer.
Peter Hauge
Groomsman
Doesn't even make the power rankings but a great friend nonetheless. If you’re dealing with something, Pete is always willing to take a long call because he’s a therapist and he has to. Pete’s been my competitive rival since tensions boiled over in 5th grade when he uninvited me from his birthday party. We’ve resolved our differences but he still can’t come within 5 feet of a deli hoagie without vivid, traumatic flashbacks.