Bride
Will most likely be in white.
Groom
Will he rock the stache? Taking bets now.
Maid of Honor
Has paid an Etsy witch for good weather on this day. Thank her.
Best Man
Once rushed a business frat by accident as a full grown adult.
Bridesmaid
She definitely shares a single brain cell with the bride.
Groomsman
Daddy of three. The Pete to the Groom's RePete.
Bridesmaid
Circa 2008 - Dillon (& Cailyn) actually liked her first . . . rightfully so.
Groomsman
Ladies, he makes animal noises. Ask him to do the bird.