Groom
I'm the groom bitches
Bride
CAN'T WAIT TO EAT!! and get married too I guess.
Best Man
Brandon is the better version of me. Older, wiser, better-looking version of me.
Matron of Honor
Big Sister. Proud momma of two and a dog. Sometimes three when Andrea comes over. Saggitarius. Coffee Lover. Have you heard of Dalgona Coffee?? Sooo good.
Groomsman
Brandon's a better fighter and trains more than me. I just eat a lot and post photos of food all the time. I also love to share food with my wife and feed each other off our plates.
Bridesmaid
Watching Andrea replace me with a bigger, hairier, Caucasian, male version of me.
Groomsman
I stopped training and got fat. Brandon still loves me and he has more of me to love now.
Bridesmaid
I've known Andrea since we were 9 years old and we've been friends ever since!
Groomsman
Brandon is the better version of me. Younger, wiser, better-looking version of me.
Bridesmaid
We met in graduate school, coincidently ended up as neighbors, are weekend night out partners, and cuddles' surrogate dog-mom. Weekend conversations: Aya: SHOTSSSS Andrea: SHOTSSSS Andrea: ew, no more Aya: Man, just drink it.
Groomsman
He has yet to play PSO2 with me. It's like he has a wedding to plan or something. But I know he loves me with all his gut.
Bridesmaid
Andrea and I met when we started school at Roosevelt, quickly bonding over our mutual complaining and the fact that none of the cliques formed in the first week wanted either of us to join! We’re both late to everything, including boozy brunch, which is how we found out how many mimosas we could drink in 15 minutes
Groomsman
We got shot together so we are blood brothers forever. I followed this man towards an armed man with a gun so I might as well follow him into this loaded life commitment.
Bridesmaid
Erin and Andrea became friends soon after starting school at Roosevelt. From commiserating about grad school stress to bonding over their shared love of dogs, Andrea’s friendship has become a valuable part of Erin’s life over the last 2 years. We are in some classes together and I help Andrea keep her sanity until class ends.
Groomsman
Our significant others are sisters and he stays at my house for free when he visits. I liked him so much the first time that I didn't warn him to run until it was too late so we're stuck together forever now dealing with the Tan sisters.
Bridesmaid
Maya and Andrea became fast friends at the start of graduate school. Maya wouldn’t have made it through the last 2 years without Andrea’s support, potluck dinners, and snuggles from peanut! We both like tofu.
Groomsman
I'm Brandon's eye candy. I'm just here to make him look good.
Flower Boy
I like rice.
Flower Boy
I'm a chunky boi and basically a drunk little person.
Flower Girl
I do not remember these people.
Flower Child
I'm a sunflower!