Groom
Be careful... he will eat all of the food in sight if you're too slow
Bride
If she has a potato, she'll be okay
Honorary Best Man
We know you're watching over us and celebrating with us on this day. In loving memory, we are saving a place for you.
Co-Maid of Honor
She'll be there...if she hasn't slept through her alarms
Best Man
Don't let him near any sharp objects
Co-Maid of Honor
Will get lost in different countries with you
Groomsman
He has no idea what's happening
Bridesmaid
Known Hannah longest
Groomsman
He wants to go to bed
Bridesmaid
Comes with a minimum of two cats
Groomsman
He's never in the same place
Bridesmaid
We failed geology together
Groomsman
Tennis bro
Bridesmaid
Best RBF of the party
Groomsman
He has celiac
Bridesmaid
Can identify your astrological sign based on first interaction
Father of the Groom
He's just a chicken
Mother of the Groom
Don't make her go all Ford Executive on you
Father of the Bride
Mother of the Bride