Bryn Anderson & Kyle Massey
Wedding Party
Kelli Massey
Maid of Honor
Kyle's younger sister but Bryn's long lost sister. She once convinced Bryn to sing "Fergalicious" at the VFW in Coon Rapids, MN, where the average age was 72. Can usually find her and Bryn giggling in the corner together or breaking out in random dances. She's also a HUGE fan of cannolies.
Allie Ruschell
Matron of Honor
Bryn's wrestling wife, partner in crime, witch-doctor remedies, and "conspiracy" theories. She's not a regular mom, she's a COOL mom. Bryn knew they would be best friends immediately when she told her now husband Kyle Ruschell no to playing "one more" game of Catan.
Hannah Zebold
Bridesmaid
Bryn's yin to her yang. Every blonde needs a brunette bestie. Bryn and Hannah's friendship started the night of Bryn's 21st birthday when Bryn convinced the new girl at work with neck tattoos to come out in her sweatpants to the bar. She's a star lacrosse player who holds two records for the most times in the penalty box and the only player to take her cleat off and try to stab a girl with it.
Trenton Persing
Bridesman
Often mistaken as Bryn's boyfriend in college, Trenton is the biggest hype-man of all time! Whether it's Disney sing-alongs or late night pizza he's always down for a good time. You'll find him on the dance floor wearing the bow-tie.
Ashley Ruschell
Bridesmaid
Bryn's favorite person to watch NFL games with! A HUGE Steeler's fan, Ashley is known to victory dance on tables when the Steelers beat the Bengals. She was also voted Employee of the Year for her innovations in goat yoga.
Kacie Massey
Bridesmaid
While petite in size- you won't like her when she's angry. Kacie once won a participation ribbon during a straight-leg competition. Her favorite flower is a pussy willow.
Emily Massey
Bridesmaid
Sweet as Texas Tea, but don't be fooled, in her spare time, she enjoys listening to heavy metal and is the captain of her roller derby team Beefcake Betties.
Lyla Massey
Bridesmaid
Kyle's oldest niece and typical Gen Z-er, Lyla enjoys Anime, boba tea, and red dye 40. In 2018, she ran off to join the circus only to return home after realizing how many deadly peanuts she'd have to be around.
Jared Massey
Best Man
Kyle's older brother with the second best mustache in the family. Jared's highest achievement was being named Mr. December 2024 in St. Paul's Annual Fireman's Calendar.
Josh Massey
Groomsman
Kyle's oldest brother and most competitive of the Massey clan, has never lost a single videogame battle against either of his 9 year-old twins. Rumor has it, he's caught all the Pokémon and had to start creating new ones.
Zach Tanelli
Groomsman
Zach is a D1 All-American, 4-year letter winner, and voted Champion of Champions at Midlands in 2009. The same year, his teammates awarded him The Least Body Hair on the Team honor. Legend has it, no one has ever seen him in a pair of shorts, dubbing him Zachy Blue-Jeans. To this day, Zach has no idea who Anne Hathaway is.
Kyle Ruschell
Groomsman
Allie's husband.
Joe Barczak
Groomsman
Joe was the first of Kyle's friends outside of Madison to meet Bryn. He once turned down a role in the Harry Potter Series despite his impeccable British accent. In 2016, he took a Vegas bomb on the job and Bryn has yet to forgive him.
TJ Ruschell
Groomsman
Father of Catanalytics. TJ can name every president in order but has yet to answer a single presidential trivia question correctly.
Isaac Jordan
Groomsman
Zeke is a 4x All-American wrestler. He is now a lawyer working on a case to get reparations for his overdue NIL money.
Tyler Doering
Groomsman
Most eligible bachelor. If you're looking for a man in finance (engineering), trust fund (takes line-dancing classes), 6'5", blue eyes.
Eric Anderson
Usher
Bryn's oldest brother. His name means "ruler of all" which he never let Bryn and her other brother Kyle forget. The bearded, coffee connoisseur, once chased Bryn with a wooden spoon for stepping across the invisible line of his bedroom.
Kyle Anderson
Usher
Bryn's other brother- aka Ketchup Boy. To combat the middle-child syndrome, he once ran away by accident while chasing the family dog Cody. He had the entire neighborhood and police searching for him for hours. Kyle was also once asked to kindly leave Wando's Bar and Grill after being over-served 1 dirty girl scout shot.
James Massey
Ring Security
This light saber prodigy has built scale-models of all Seven Wonders of the World out of Legos without the instruction books.
Charlie Massey
Ring Security
Chuck is a proud member of the Stillwater Wrestling Club. If anyone has seen his practice partner please reach out to Kacie Massey, as he is still at large.
Dean Massey
Ring Security
Don't make eye contact, he holds grudges.
Evie Massey
Flower Girl
The best game inventor on this side of the Mississippi. Somehow Auntie Bryn always collects the most points and wins the best prizes.
Jolene Massey
Flower Baby
Fresh out of the womb, little JoJo didn't get much say in being a flower girl.