Maid of Honor
Hayley's big sister The one that will cry more than the bride and groom during the ceremony
Best Man
Dan's best friend from UMaine The one that will be found sleeping somewhere obscure at 10PM
Bridesmaid
Hayley's sister-in-law The one that will be mistaken for the wedding planner
Groomsman
Hayley's favorite brother The one that will try to sneak his GameBoy into the ceremony
Bridesmaid
Dan's favorite sister The one that will somehow find a cat at the venue
Groomsman
Dan's cousin The one you'll find fixing loose screws around the venue
Bridesmaid
Hayley's bestie from UMass The one that will finesse a bowl of olives from the bar to share with the bride
Groomsman
Dan's childhood best friend The one that will swap his gluten free entree with the person's next to him
Bridesmaid
Hayley's bestie from UMass The one that will *accidentally* spill red wine on any guest wearing a white dress
Groomsman
Dan's best friend from UMaine The tall one that will be ducking his head through every doorway