Do not, do not, do not feel obligated to buy us a gift.
Your presence at our wedding (and the fact that most of you are traveling for us!) is more than we could ask for. However, for those of you with a conscience haunted by a parent, grandparent, or Emily Post who forbids you from enjoying parties without contributing a gift…
we’ve put together a small registry.
(but we fully endorse this as an opportunity to rebel against them!)