Honey Fund
We're getting married-time for cheer
but no new stuff, we're good here!
Our kitchen's wonky, the ceiling's cracked,
the floors all squek and the plasters not
attached.
So skip the gifts from aisle nine, we've got
enough towles to last a life time!
Instead, if you'd be so bold, help fix our
building (its super old)
A little cash to mend this place
and keep weird drafts out of our face!