FAQs

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Are gifts necessary?

Answer

Definitely not, but we're not mad about them either. Feeding everybody is expensive.

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Will there be vows exchanged at this celebration?

Answer

No, because we're pretty private about our declarations for one another and find having an audience for such things uncomfortable. Please don't be offended, but if you are, express that in a funny way so we can all enjoy it.

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Why can't you have a church wedding?

Answer

Because religion is silly.

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Why did I have to hear about this on Instagram or Facebook?

Answer

So nobody could complain about who got calls and who found out on Instagram or Facebook.

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Can I bring my MAGA hat for free speech reasons?

Answer

No.