Best Man
Grayson, sometimes referred to as Gary, is probably in the brush searching for his golf ball. He is also in the market for a new home for his cat.
Maid of Honor
Rachel, aka cool girl and professional comedian, has an uncanny ability to make everyone laugh and fall in love with her at the same time.
Groomsman
Ben, pronounced as Oatmeal Raisin, is the first person you should call if you get lost in the woods. Commonly found sleeping in upright positions.
Matron of Honor
Olivia, also recognized as “Incredible Mom,” “Dominant Force on the Dance Floor,” and “Thrift Master.”
Groomsman
Mason, as in McCoy, is the contact you need if you want to find your future pickleball partner, wife, or both. Rummikub, however, remains a humbling experience for him.
Bridesmaid
Grace, my life long best friend and constant cheerleader, also known for birthing my second life long best friend, Eliza.
Groomsman
Austin, recognized as John Business, has a special talent for playing games on their miniaturized versions. No, that is not Keanu Reeves. That is just Austin.
Bridesmaid
Kristina taught me how to cook chicken.
Groomsman
Jonathan, identified by scholars as J Dog, is already three beers deep. His currency of choice is Star Wars Legos.
Bridesmaid
Macy, my most empathetic friend, guaranteed to cry through the whole ceremony. Grayson, good news: she will gladly adopt your cat.
Groomsman
Jayden, widely known as the second funniest brother, is likely heading home to volley a ball and squeeze a cat, not necessarily in that order.
Bridesmaid
Lydia, my actual funniest friend (sorry, Rachel). Outside of being hilarious, Lydia is also known for her rataouii like abilities in the kitchen.
Flower Girl
Eliza, also known as my best friend.
Ring Bearer
Wyatt and Walker, the ultimate best buds and bodyguards who, after countless games of football, officially approved of Brady.
Ring Bearer
Easton, famous for his unmatched talent in quoting Home Alone 2.