Wedding Party
Olivia Freehling
Matron of Honor
Whether they're squawking in a bar, telling everyone they're part of a throuple, or doing encores of their Youth Theater performances, Liv & Abby are causing chaos wherever they go. They've been friends(ish) since the tender age of 9. As two only children, Abby took it upon herself to claim Liv as a sister. It's finally time to cash in on that relationship.
John (JT) Adams
Best Man
JT (or John, depending on when you met him) earned the role of best man the same way he and Brad practice their mutual hobbies: the hard way. After meeting during the first couple weeks of college, he and Brad have embarked upon myriad adventures. John is an impressive hunter, fisherman, paddler, backpacker, and bush-crafter who hyper-fixates on his hobbies in a way that makes Brad feel less crazy for his own hyper-fixations. He’s exceptionally loyal and trustworthy, but remains two legs short of being an actual golden retriever.
Kaiti Beauchamp
Groomswoman
Sister of the groom, future sister of the bride (she firmly resents the term "kind of sister"). Kaiti is thrilled to do whatever it takes to make this wedding a success, even if it means swinging in from the rafters like a cherub.
Danielle Bernardin
Bridesmaid
Danielle (or Dani) first met Abby at the age of 8, surrounded by hay. No further explanation will be given. They walked out of elementary, middle, and high school together (and many a bar when they inevitably didn't want to stay out late). She's an amazing nurse, outdoor enthusiast, and all around top tier human.
Matt Cerda
Groomsman
Matt is the tallest groomsman (possibly to the chagrin of the other tall ones) and husband of bridesmaid Michaela. He is also the maker of meats, regularly grilling, smoking, cooking, and preparing utterly delectable dishes. A true believer of the phrase “good things come to those who wait,” you can plan on eating around 2-4 hours after the originally-planned time. However late, it’s always worth it.
Michaela Elliott
Bridesmaid
Michaela started out as Abby's boss. Abby quickly forced friendship upon her because she has no boundaries. Michaela is a lover of wine, baking, and Jason Sudeikis. Proud godmother to Panda.
Isobel Mancini
Bridesmaid
Isobel is the most elusive of all the bridesmaids. Will she make it down the aisle? Will she be playing hide & seek with a beautiful stray cat? Only time will tell! Voice of an angel. Fellow ENFP.
Andrew McLaughlin
Groomsman
The lucky recipient of living with Brad for 2.5 years during college, this glutton for punishment is somehow still tolerating Brad’s friendship. Andrew is a big man with an even bigger heart, and possesses an unrivaled social capacity. I’m pretty sure he’s never forgotten a birthday. If you want to know more about nearly any wedding guest, Andrew probably has the answer. And then some.
Sejal Mistry
Bridesmaid
Objectively one of the kindest human beings to walk the earth. OBJECTIVELY. Ren Faire Witch, Pokémaster, and fellow pigeon enthusiast.
Mario Pongibove
Groomsman
At first, Mario may seem somewhat quiet and contemplative, but underneath that guise lies comedic gold, plus a willingness to say the totally outrageous thing everyone might be thinking, but would never find appropriate to say. He also probably has the best taste in music of anyone in the wedding party (I hope that statement doesn’t start a fight), with a vinyl collection to back it up.
Mina Shnoudah
Groomsman
Mina, husband of bridesmaid Sejal and the greenest of the groomsmen, is a one-stop shop for anything you’ve ever wondered about comic books, graphic novels, and video games. Topics for conversation with him are limitless and, as an added bonus, you’ll probably walk away having learned something. He’s also an excellent passenger to have if you find yourself unexpectedly off-roading, as his enjoyment of the ride will quell your fears of destroying the vehicle at any moment.
Liv Smith
Bridesmaid
She's not like a regular mom...she's a cool mom. Actually, she's not a mom at all, but she's saved Abby's life enough times she deserves the title. Stevie Nicks the 2nd. Queen of cute aggression. We turned her into an Eagles fan.
Leah Suleski
Bridesmaid
Leah has graciously accepted the role of "conjoined twin" to Abby. Also her girlfriend. Always down for a themed party, always down for a Ren Faire, always down to co-vend Turned Turquoise events. Lover of Frenchies & funky beers.
Jillian Tony
Bridesmaid
Original Pittsburgh roomie & horror film aficionado, Jill has had a front-row seat to every aspect of the Brabby Saga. Jill & Abby used to have a ghost when they lived together - will Ether make an appearance at the wedding? Stay tuned!
Rosy Tucker
Bridesmaid
Most likely to object to the wedding on account of already being married to Abby (oops). Inventor of "Serial Killer or Shy?" Once kept dead bees in our college freezer. Objectively cool. One of the smartest people Abby has ever met.
Brooke Williams
Bridesmaid
Life of the party 24/7. Knows every lyric to your dad’s favorite rap song. She was Abby’s competition in the 2005 Regional Spelling Bee. Loyal queen.
Mike Zisek
Groomsman
An essential part of Brad’s quest to become mediocre at golf, Mike understands that sometimes, good contact is more important than score. Mike is also one of the few residents of Pittsburgh exercising excellent judgement by being a true Miami Dolphins fan. You can count on him being a mainstay on the dance floor (just ignore his recently-went-swimming-fully-clothed appearance).