Wedding Party
Mary Kruszka
Maid of Honor
Mary is the oldest of the Kruszka girls. Mary and Bridget grew up playing all the sports, are extremely competitive, and shared a room until they were in their pre-teens. They survived two major cross country moves together (seattle and chicago).
Claire Kruszka
Maid of Honor
Claire is the youngest Kruszka sister (by 11 years). Basketball star of the family, constantly asks if she should start a podcast- Claire and Bridget are Cheetah girls, Cheetah sisters 4 life.
Caitlin Manley
Officiant
Caiti and Bridget have been friends since they were 5 years old, back when Caiti lived across from Posh Spice, famous member of the hit British girl band, Spice Girls. Or so she claimed.
Roslyn Yi
Bridesmaid
Roslyn and Bridget were sorority sisters and college roommates. Things they survived: formal recruitments, Bridget's 21st birthday, a mouse infested Philly apartment, and 2 barn weddings over 95 degrees.
Claire Crowther
Bridesmaid
Claire and Bridget were roommates and track teammates at college, Claire being an all American 400, 400 h, and 800 m runner. Her ability to organize a group has single handedly kept ski trips alive.
Adriana Simpson
Bridesmaid
Adriana and Bridget met in Bio Lab with Michael Feldman at the University of Rochester where they became the hilarious class faves. Her twitter handle used to be ILoveHorsesAlot, used exclusively for Bachelor/Bachelorette updates.
Justin Claxton
Best Man
The original JClax. If you ever think you see Jon and he has a mullet, no you did not. That's Justin. Despite them looking similar, Justin refused to lend Jon his ID for college (is he a cop?). As kids, the boys tore up their basement walls playing hockey and their yard riding BMX. Now, they've aged and spend their time spelling "qu" words in bananagrams.
Dan Sapato
Groomsman
Friends since Jon was pushing 5 ft and Danny was probably 5'7 in seventh grade. Recipient of the best best man speech at the Sapato's wedding, given by Jon. First of the friend group to find his Ron Swanson by purchasing real power tools and get into woodworking.
Ryan Smetana
Groomsman
Singer/Songwriter/Actor/Wagon U Graduate. If you like his style, he might be wearing one of Jon's old flannels as we speak. Jon and Ryan met in a park district basketball league coached by Mr. Smetana back in third grade. It was here they found friendship and their true calling, repeating the same jokes over and over again.
John Mizwicki
Groomsman
Miz is Jon's tallest friend. He's a proud father to Buck. A licensed physical therapist. His best party trick is cracking your back. In his first beer mile, he didn't make it 15 steps before having to add an additional lap onto his run.
Jake Tomaras
Groomsman
Despite his skillset, Jake "beer die" Tomaras did not build the spaceship that sent Katy Perry to space (that's the other space company). Jake was probably on a beach in California playing volleyball, potentially wearing his heated socks. Every time he visits, he introduces a new game for Jon and BK to play, which further fuels their competitiveness.
Joe Zimmerman
Groomsman
Joe is always getting a haircut. Jon and Joe met at DePaul freshmen year (#1237) and eventually became roommates at the infamous Jansen Mansion (rip). From there, lots of concerts, RBVs, Irish Eyes, whiskeys, and even a BBQ that made BK and Jon cross paths.
