Formal. If your grandma wouldn't approve of you going to church in it. Don't wear it.
Objecting during the ceremony (You might get shot. Fair warning) Being rude Your phone going off during the ceremony Dancing on the tables Going into the bridal suite under any circumstances Asking about the dungeon Wearing a Hawaiian shirt Not wearing a Hawaiian shirt Wearing white (paintball guns have been issued to fix this) Fitting more than 6 people in the phone booth Letting the dogs out and not telling us who Fighting anywhere aside from the fighting pit Not wearing deodorant (Seriously, y'all, we're in Texas... It's hot)
Making movie references Cheering and crying during the ceremony Cheering for the Aggies Taking trash about the longhorns Letting Alyssa know how beautiful she is Complimenting Alyssa on all her hard work getting this all together Wishing Alyssa luck at keeping Ben in line
Y'all... Please don't ask this... Just don't...
Ben typed everything. A terrible mistake. Alyssa put a woman's touch on it at the end
Failing to meet all rules and regulations will be enforced with duct tape. Lot's of duct tape