Our first interaction was her telling whoever was talking like Mickey Mouse to shut up. It was me, I was Mickey Mouse. She didn't know it at the time because I did indeed shut up. I was smitten. Tough gamer girl, me likey. There was just one problem. She was the guild leader and I was a mere peasant. I employed my smoothest moves of talking like a normal person and not being a creep. She didn't stand a chance. I asked a simple question, "Have you ever watched Coco?" To my surprise, she hadn't. I was in. If you haven't watched Coco, I'm sure you might be thinking some dashingly handsome man might ask you to watch it with him and sweep you off your feet. If you're name is Belle Milton, you're 100% correct. If you're not Belle Milton, you might have delusions of grandeur and need to seek professional help. That, or watch Coco on a nice afternoon with a little drink and a sweet treat. Seriously, it's great. After many series and long afternoons talking, we decided to have a proper in person date. A concert was decided and the date was set. A fun evening at Red Rocks was the plan until it got rained out. That place is seriously dangerous with enough rain. We avoided drowning by having the majority of our first date taking shelter in a men's bathroom. I knew she was the one when she nearly fought a drunk man complaining there were women in the men's bathroom. Tough lady good for Tyler. Despite the rain and unmitigated disaster we couldn't wait to see each other again. We hardly lasted a month before planning a trip for her to come to Utah. The more we spoke, the more we saw each other, the more we realized we couldn't imagine the rest of our lives without each other. I decided it was time to leave Utah behind and gambled my entire life on moving in with her about a year after we'd been talking. It really worked out. For real, I got a smoking hot wife, a great job, new friends and actual life goals. Anyway, the moral of the story is you should play more video games and find a hot video game wife that won't take anyone's s***. Also watch cartoons, you never know when they haven't watched Coco. - KISSES xoxo Tyler