FAQs

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Are kids welcome?

Answer

Tiny humans are welcome at the wedding and reception! However, we don't think it'll be very fun for them. The only entertainment we're providing is music and booze, and since line dances are strictly forbidden on pain of death, neither of those will be very interactive or kid-friendly.

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Wait, line dances are forbidden?

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They're so forbidden, thought police might arrest you on sight if it even crosses your mind. Don't ask the DJ to play them. Don't offer the DJ money to play them when they tell you no. Don't offer to stab them when they tell you no. It's the only time Hannah's played the bridezilla card, and Jake's playing the groomzilla card right next to it.

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Is there a dress code?

Answer

Look. We're as non-traditional as a traditional wedding can be. We promise we won't be mad if you show up to our wedding in jeans. We can't promise you won't be mocked mercilessly for it. You do you. Our official stance is black tie optional.