Officiant
He Lost the Dog Once, But We’re Letting Him Marry Us Anyway
Maid of Honor
She Survived Oxford With Me—Now She’s Surviving This Wedding. Warning: May Yell ‘Hotty Toddy’ During the Ceremony
Best Man
He’s Been There Through It All—And Has the Receipts
Groomsman
One Wedding, Two Brothers, Infinite Roasts
Groomsman
One Wedding, Two Brothers, Infinite Roasts
Bridesmaid
Tequila’s Biggest Fan and My Wedding’s Secret Weapon
Bridesmaid
Philly Grit, Cali Chill, Bridesmaid Thrill - Bringing Eagles Energy to This Southern Wedding
Bridesmaid
Intuitively Fabulous, Celestially Fierce - May or May Not Have Manifested This Whole Wedding
Matron of Honor
The real reason she’s standing by my side? She’s too afraid to say no after what I put her through with Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Best Man
He’s been my best friend for over 25 years, so it’s only fair I make him wear a suit and stand awkwardly next to a bunch of bridesmaids.
Bridesmaid
She hung up her cleats, picked up a whiteboard, and now drinks sangria to forget all the fake fights we had over boys—especially since I was always into girls anyway.
Bridesmaid
She crotchets like a pro, thinks like a scholar, and drops one-liners when you least expect it.
Bridesmaid
Don’t let the dimples fool you—this Bama girl has more comebacks than Ole Miss has bowl wins.
Bridesmaid
We met on Tinder, bonded over spreadsheets, and my most unexpected forever friend—she’s smart, hilarious, and still dodging that CPA title like a pro.
Groomsman
He’s the friend who’s always been down for anything—usually without reading the fine print…which is how I tricked him into this wedding.