FAQs

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This website looks pretty sparse... Should I check back regularly for updates?

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Yeah, that's a pretty smart idea, actually...

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Why are you getting married so soon?

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In light of recent political events, we want to give ourselves the best legal chance possible to start the life and family that we want together. We feel that a legal union prior to any potential changes in state and federal statute is the first step toward achieving this goal.

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So, if your reason for marriage is partially politically motivated, does that mean you want to talk politics at the wedding?

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HECK NO! We want this day to be all about love and joy. It doesn’t matter where you stand, just as long as you’re dancing the night away!

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What if I don’t support gay marriage but love one or both of you?

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We want this day to extend the love and joy we share between each other to those with whom we are closest. If you feel that this question applies to you and that you would be uncomfortable attending as a result, no worries! Simply click this link and do not feel obligated to join us on our special day: https://www.amazon.com/registries/gl/guest-view/SLP0QUWJJK2V

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Should I bring any noise makers or explosives to make the night more exciting?

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Please refrain from bringing anything that makes loud noises (other than your cheerful voice), as we are sensitive to certain sounds. Rest assured, fun accessories will be provided!

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When I enter the address into my maps, it says Geronimo, not Seguin. Do I have the right place?

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Yes! Sometimes it says Seguin, sometimes it says Geronimo; both are correct and will get you to where you need to go.

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What is the dress code?

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Semi-formal, right in the middle between hanging out and relaxing and meeting the Queen, whatever that means for you.

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Where is the wedding happening? Where do I park?

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We are getting married at and outside of the “Big House,” the house closest to the entrance of the property. Please feel free to park wherever you would like, within reason. There is plenty of space!