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We are sober and attending a church service in this photo.

Moments before Austin would become violently seasick on the expensive private boat ride in Positano she demanded we charter. Mike had a great time.

POV you're about to get a $2 tip for delivering our room service.

M&A taking a photo in a haunted mirror in a haunted hotel in Boston! The people behind us were not there when we took this photo!

moments after Mike told Austin he loved her for the first time

Celebrating Mike's successful eye transplant

On the beach at night, no one can tell who farted

We genetically modified the grapes in our private vineyard and now they're the size of basketballs. The wine has a very sharp rubbery taste, highly recommend.

Selfie after burying our first body together in Joshua Tree <3