Matron of Honor
Ashton's little sister and the Beyonce to Ashton's Solange. Expert Karaoke singer and please ask her about her pouty face.
Best Man
Sean's oldest childhood friend. Exceptional at tying his own shoes.
Bridesmaid
Ashton's NYC roommate and college bff. She introduced the bride and groom to D&D and one day, they’ll have that podcast. Ask her about the gorilla costume.
Groomsman
Experienced toy professional, long-suffering Mets fan. He's Santa Clause in a John Olerud jersey.
Bridesmaid
One of Ashton's oldest friends from elementary school. Loves being called "Tonna", expert kick ball player.
Groomsman
Coldplay apologist. Ask him about the time Keanu Reeves almost ran him over with his motorcycle.
Bridesmaid
A childhood friend of Ashton who can attest to the rumor that Ashton was a competitive dancer at some point. Expert at Egyptian Rat Screw, terrible at slouching.
Groomsman
The Rick Rubin to Sean's Tom Petty. A real hot sauce connoisseur, he hates ice in his water. An all-around spicy boi!
Bridesman
Ashton's childhood friend and 6th grade boyfriend. He introduced Ashton to Hot Topic, the White Stripes, and the best homemade chocolate fudge.
Groomswoman
"Hello children, I'm Mr. Napkinhead! Why's she got such a funny accent? Where's she from? Smoking's very bad for you."