We're getting married!

Worst first date ever? Maybe. Last first date ever? Definitely!! With meeting on the internet, it’s like a box of chocolates, and you never know what you’re gonna get. But after a few corny jokes, he suckered me into a date. The plan was perfect (according to him). Decided to go play pool, and after getting to the bar, noticed the “pool table” he saw in the yelp pictures, was a mini piece of grass on the indoor garden. Never the less we had some drinks and decided to move on to the next bar, where we couldn’t get in because his ID was expired along with the four others he had in his wallet. (Am I dating a spy?) Ok first date over, he dropped me off, and I went to kiss him because I couldn’t resist his charm. Second date planned!! That’s where it got worse… After he picked the perfect spot for dinner because he knew I loved prime rib, for some reason I ordered the spiciest thing on the menu, but I sucked it up for him. Dinner ruined, over, done, whatever, we moved on to ice skating! Great!!! Until we got there, waited in line for 45 minutes, just to get cut off as we were the next people in line. He asked me if I wanted to go home but in trying to stay positive, I said let’s move on someplace else. All was well until I found out we couldn’t get out of the parking garage because all of his credits cards didn’t work. Great, he spent all his money on the dinner and this little red car is also his house?? He was just so nervous he didn’t realize the correct way to insert the card into the machine. Right as I was about to pay, he figured it out, and we then moved on to pool. After playing for a little while, and getting some liquid courage in him, he asked permission to kiss me. He then proceeded to kick my ass at pool, I cried, and we had a great rest of the date. Ironically, 15 minutes after meeting him I knew he was the one. That’s our story— “I am glad you stuck around after our first last date” -Kevin