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The Los Angeles festival of books is our spirit animal.

Sitting on our polyurethane foam carrot throne.

Our love is so strong that we didn't get killed off within the first 20 minutes of this horror movie.

Still a couple at Iron City, even in the year 2563.

The Drive-In Movie makes a comeback this year.

"He was a big, fat caterpillar."

Celebrating our love of Staples and office supplies.

Looking fabulous with our newfound sumptuous bodies.

Check out our crazy roller skating skills. (This move is intentional, I did not slip and fall on the roller rink)

Gettin' shacked up with shakes on our first Rona-compliant date.

中国新年快乐!

The Helpful Honda Guy is helping us pick our very first pumpkin together!

The Great Pumpkin didn't show up this year...

Kobe!

Doc's calculations were correct, when we hit 88mph, we saw some serious !@#$!

It might sound crazy, but it ain't no lie, baby bye bye bai.

This is not a Coca-Cola Christmas commercial.

There was a really big sale at JOANN's.

These canvases change colors to reveal a beautiful image when you pour wine on them... But don't quote me, I was pretty wasted on the Stella.

We go together like bars and axe throwing... da dinga dong Remembered forever As shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop That's the way it should be

Adorable vandalism is TIGHT!

We went farming once... there was a terrifying amount of sun.

Practical cats, Dramatical cats Pragmatical cats, Fanatical cats Oratorical cats, Delphic-oracle cats Skeptical cats, Dispeptical cats Romantical cats, Pedantical cats Critical cats, Parasitical cats

We survived the Sharknado that passed by Santa Monica Pier in 2013.

Learning some smooth moves for the wedding with Pennywise the Dancing Clown.

#WINNING