We don't have one, we're honestly looking to score some cold hard cash so we can roll around a shower of cash like a Las Vegas travel bureau ad.
The street, the Mormon church next door is totally not cool with outsiders parking in their lot, so they will tow your ride. For the Book of Mormon tells them so.
Check your RSVP Invitation. There's still COVID-19 capacity limits, so please don't go inviting your entire extended family and their pets.
Where something light and fancy, it's a wedding! You don't wanna be that weird human in the background wearing tattered jeans and a stained wife beater.
Assume Donna SUMMER will be singing "Hot Stuff" as a background track during the entirety of the wedding. (It's gonna be a scorcher)
Hurst Ranch in West Covina, CA. Check your invitation or the Schedule tab for the actual address, or just google it. There can't be THAT many Hurst Ranches in West Covina.
Everything will be outdoors, because in the spirit of outdoor dining, why not?
The reception. Duh! (Cue "Bad Guy")
It's an Ad Astra theme, so wear your best attire to explore the outermost reaches of space!
No, but if you wanna plan one on your own, be sure to share the deets with us!
Let us know ASAP, or even better, cancel your other plans so that you CAN make it, unless you have COVID or something, then totally just like stay home, get tons of rest and fluids, and survive! We don't want this to be a super spreader event.
Yeah, it's gonna be an Italian feast!
Yeah, take em'! Fight amongst the others in your table to see who gets to take it! We want to see some Cinderella-Step-Sister dress-dismantling action.
Yeah, bring the little snot-nosed hobgoblins over. This is a totally family-friendly event! (It's a dry wedding)
Yes! Please be as obnoxious and shameless as possible when taking the photos. But please get the hell out of the way when the professionals come riding in. As much as we love photo-bombers, we do want some professional-grade photos to browse and reminisce about in the future. #artheo #doart #AndISayHey!
Take a wild guess, if you know, then you know ;)
Unfortunately there will not be alcohol available. But I encourage everyone to find their inner bootlegger and smuggle in a couple of flasks or mini bottles in your purse or persons!