Maid of Honor
Maid of Honor
Bridesmaid
Bridesmaid
Bridesmaid
Bridesmaid
Bridesmaid
Bridesmaid
Best Man
Here to collect payment for the PlayStation 2 Jesus broke the first time they hung out as freshman’s in high school.
Groomsman
His luscious locks inspired Jesus to buy a hairdryer. Hair-story was forever changed.
Groomsman
Yes, this is his real first and last name.
Groomsman
Moved to Dallas and lived two miles from Jesus for months… because he “forgot to mention it” to Jesus.
Groomsman
The only person to meet Jesus and actually like him immediately.
Groomsman
Once twerked on a cow in Milwaukee. Don’t ask questions.
Groomsman
Legally required to mention he went to Texas A&M in College Station, Texas.
Groomsman
Fun fact: Mike is neither his first nor middle name.
Groomsman
Because “Nicolás Juan José María Alejandro de la Cruz Rodríguez González” didn’t fit on the website.