Maid of Honor
Nurse by day. Roommate by night. Yapper 24/7. Cousin of the bride and maid of honor, Noelle has been a constant source of joy and laughter across Brenna’s life. Being Noelle’s roommate has been the greatest gift, and has led to the inception of countless inside jokes, the likes of which would require an intimate knowledge of Greek mythology, TikTok audios, and Harry Potter extended lore to explain.
Bridesmaid
Woman of taste. (Favorite movie: Speed Racer.) Another cousin of the bride! Being so close in age, Brenna always felt a kinship with Chloe—except that Chloe was cooler and funnier and more stylish, but we all need someone to look up to, right? Brenna can always count on Chloe for immaculate song recs, incredible baked goods, and to be a non-medical safe haven in a friend group of medical professionals.
Bridesmaid
Casual enjoyer of Cats (2019). Yet another cousin of the bride! (A pattern is beginning to emerge.) Emma is one of the most kind, genuine, and wonderful people Brenna has ever had the pleasure of knowing. She is an absolute encyclopedia of theater knowledge and shares the bride’s love of the whimsical.
Bridesmaid
Embracing her role as golf wife. That's right—another cousin of the bride! As a child, Brenna always admired Sydney, and even now, she remains a huge inspiration in ways both personal and professional. It’s a marvel one person can hold so much wit, coordination, lyrical genius, and skill in Mario Kart.
Best Man
Astro Bot monkey. Lost $4.56 million on Netflix's Squid Game: The Challenge.
Groomsman
Pilot. Successfully used the above to woo his wife on Hinge.
Groomsman
Lawyer. Scored a 174 on the LSAT and a 0 in Agreeableness on the Big Five Personality Test.
Groomsman
Teacher. All around cretin. Almost got Anthony killed in Cambodia (a lot).
Ring Bearer
Not OUR ring bearer, but one of the greats.