Maid of Honor
"Maid of Honor, Judge of You."
Best Man
"It takes an Amador to recognize an Amador. Anneliese... You are recognized."
Bridesmaid
"I pretty much started this entire family."
Groomsman
"Marriage can be described as finding that one special person you wish to annoy for the rest of your life."
Bridesmaid
"A [redacted] delight."
Groomsman
"Sei lá, só coloca alguma coisa em português."
Bridesmaid
"I'm a mommy... mamacita?"
Groomsman
"Let it ride."
Bridesmaid
"Catch me Dancing the night away 💃🏻"
Groomsman
"Nos fuimos."
Bridesmaid
"Literally just a little girl!!"
Groomsman
"Someone get this man's IV ready."
Flower Girl
"Throwing petals and pouring shots."
Officiant
"Mawwiage... mawwiage is what brings us together today."