Officiant
"Webster's Dictionary defines wedding as: The fusing of two metals with a hot torch." - Michael Scott - Alison Frank
Ring Bearer
Very cute, but will not be entrusted with any rings.
Maid of Honor
Will bury a body for the bride, and everyone knows it. Especially Andrew.
Best Man
Exacto Man wasn't available so Juan filled in and we are lucky to have him!
Bridesmaid
The only reason we will provide a vegan option at this wedding is this girl, one of the bride's closest friends.
Groomsman
This kid is always around, and no one is really sure why. So, we asked him to be a groomsman. He accepted. Not much else going on, I guess.
Bridesmaid
The bride's favorite wizard friend who is everything like Hermione and more.
Groomsman
Officiant's plus one. Not a big Tarantino fan.