Amy & Jordan
Wedding Party
Amy
Candle Lighter
Super awesome. Unquestionably the best person at the wedding. Immediately lights candles when she walks into a room.
Jordan
Groom
Super funny. Trying to make as many enemies in the wedding party as possible.
Sandy
Maid of Honor
Dog mom. Loves the beach and crab dip. Very good at Flip Cup. Will order a margarita at a brewery.
Lucas
Best Man
Dumb hair. “Booty Butt Sculpt” Master Instructor. Throws toy ducks unprovoked. Falls off bicycles. Likes rocks.
Dana
Bridesmaid
Married. Two kids. Smiles a lot. Mom is good at tying shoes. Very nice. Has a long time love for Kelly Clarkson. Washed up competitive swimmer. First to object to the wedding.
Dylan
Groomsman & Officiant
Speaks Chinese. Drinks equal amounts of energy drinks and beer. True natural born athlete.
Jen
Bridesmaid
Married. Lawyer. Says 'Suits' isn't real. Lives in Denver. Drives a Jeep. Does hikes. Learned in college that water is needed to cook pasta. Loves fireball.
Ryan
Groomsman
“Allergic” to onions. Married by a polar bear. Has been losing hair since age 12. Fat face. “Can’t afford to not get it at that price.”
Alyssa
Bridesmaid
Likes country music. Teaches kids. Baker extraordinaire. Burnt her hands and has pig skin skin grafts, that’s where the bacon smell is coming from.
James
Groomsman
Original creator of Yongle. Can dance provocatively with a mop. Once laughed so hard he threw up. Jordan spilled fireball all over his couch and he’s still his friend. Can not handle Vegas.
Chelsea
Bridesmaid
Does not drive a Subaru. Can tell you anything about jellyfish. Went on a cool boat. Girl version of Jordan. Pray for her fiancée.
Steph
Groomswoman
Awkward Duck. Loves chocolate syrup. If planes flew as fast as she thinks they do, air travel would be far more fun. Dedicated to owning every at home workout dvd set in existence.