This is less of a wedding and more of a beautifully chaotic group mountain retreat hosted by your favorite DIY lesbians. From May 8–10, 2026, we’re taking over Glenwood Canyon Resort in Glenwood Springs. Think: lazy coffee on the deck, river sounds, big communal meals, and a dance floor that doesn’t quit. We’ll trade project playlists for party playlists, sneak in a few toasts, and make space for the kind of conversations you only have under mountain skies. For safety (hello, river + lots of stairs) and maximum adult fun, we’re hoping kids can sit this one out—if that’s tricky, we totally get it, but please plan for little ones to be with a supervising grown-up and away from the main areas by 7 PM on Saturday. Can’t wait to hug you, feed you, and celebrate with you.