Bride
His Best Friend. Might be small, but takes up 9/10th of bed.
Groom
Her Best Friend. Barbells, Bald, and Beer.
Maid of Honor
Sister and best friend. There is no one else I would rather have stand by my side on my big day.
Best Man
Sean and Anthony grew up 24 days apart a half mile down the road from each other. While one used steroids at a young age, the other went bald. Through everything, they've remained brothers.
Bridesmaid
Childhood best friend and Jonas sister for life!
Groomsman
Brother from down the road. Allergic to air
Bridesmaid
1st grade bestie. Did everything together from cheerleading to diving, orchestra and of course, fashion shows.
Groomsman
Brother from down the road. Cutting weight and wookout pawtner.
Bridesmaid
Anthony's sister. Bonded by our love for tequila and McGillian's.
Groomsman
Biological brother from a room down. Only Vizza with patience and logic.
Bridesmaid
Anthony's sister. Had to include her because she's Anthony's sister.
Groomsman
Best Friend. Always together, unless Geno is in the Octagon.
Bridesmaid
Roomie. Utley's godmother & fellow auntie.
Groomsman
Best Friend from College. Mouth breather, Shit Eyes, but Army Ranger!
Bridesmaid
My cousin and bestie through it all!
Groomsman
Drunk friend from THON... Used to babysit him in college..... Oh. and my cousin?
Bridesmaid
College best friend. Fellow GaffRat and dance partner.
Groomsman
Friend from THON. LARGE, The real "Bus"
Bridesmaid
College roommie and porter babies forever! #302abbey
Groomsman
Friend from THON. Super nice, never says anything mean or hurtful.
Groomsman
Alli's stepbrother and good friend. Shithead.