Ali & Jeff
Wedding Party
Jenna Haverkamp
Maid of Honor
Ali's younger sister Velveeta enthusiast Sheepdog Went viral on Twitter once Fond of forehead kisses Puts ranch on everything Can do The Dougie Once stuck roast beef up her nose Has really bad knees Can still drop it like it's hot
Travis Haug
Best Man
Travis, of the House Haug, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm Jeff's brother Hunter, fisherman, survivalist Enjoys outdoor adventures Bleeds purple Loves the Cats Will help you with your basement fridge Is already brewing more coffee Doesn't ~not~ believe in the apocalypse Might have a bunker just in case
Emily Zutterman
Matron of Honor
Ali's older sister Matthew, Evelyn & Loretta's mom Pink Power Ranger Hates the word "moist" Loves a lightly fried fish fillet Has very small ears Hits a deer at least once a year Also smoked a peacock one time Needs more coffee Not a regular mom
Dan Jones
Best Man
Jeff's best friend Juicy Georgia peach Ultimate frisbee athlete, marathoner Gryffindor, Team North Fly fisherman Shirtless flower delivery man for hire Nose goes Ruins good coozies Has hella street cred Once did the worm so hard he did a backflip on accident Loves you the most
Melissa Copp
Bridesmaid
Jeff's sister Keiryn, Ronan, Alexis' mom Has a Goldendoodle named Toby Helped Jeff scare Travis as a child Will whoop you into shape Turns red if she drinks whiskey
Steven Copp
Groomsman
Jeff’s Brother-in-law Dad to Kieryn, Ronan, and Alexis Wannabe Chip Gaines Bonafide scientist Works with rats Squints in every picture Ask him to tell you one of his dad jokes Planning to storm Area 51 to “see them aliens”
Kaylee Haug
Bridesmaid
Kaylee, of the House Haug, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons Travis' wife Mother of a 100 pound fur child Photoshop specialist Future nurse Loves Crossfit, hiking, and adventuring Has her own kayak Wants a pair of Crocs Not very good at accents
Eric Haverkamp
Groomsman
Ali's brother Baja racer Certified estrogen survivalist Chocolate chip cookie perfectionist Only texts back "k." Brings his own hot sauce Can figure out why your "check engine" light is on It's probably nothing
Caitlin Deters
Bridesmaid
Childhood best friend Original Campus Cutie member Jetsetter Travel enthusiast Has almost 3000 followers on Instagram Plays guitar Sings with the voice of an angel Smallest adult hands you'll ever see
Kenton Sudbeck
Groomsman
Jeff’s childhood best friend Father of 2 Understands what “the works”, aluminum foil and a bottle can do Pool shark The great white hunter Always down to cause trouble
Katie Steinlage
Bridesmaid
Very small Professional tooth fairy Brecken's mom Hates cavities Loves the Hallmark Channel Was gluten free before it was cool Will bring the Rum Chata
Mark Dolechek
Groomsman
Jeff’s college roommate 721 Thurston Mafia Has a Powercat tattoo Father of 2 (Soon to be 3) Also goes by Juan Gutierrez Ask to see his calves- Seriously they’re pretty nice Named after a saint- Is definitely not one
Cheryl Holthaus
Bridesmaid
Pap Reed's mom Will help you put the bend back in your snap As blonde as she looks Drives a bigger pickup than you Likes Vegas bombs Will demand the DJ play "Soldier" by Destiny's Child
Kyle Karst
Groomsman
Jeff’s college roommate 721 Thurston Mafia Father of 1 (Soon to be 2) Former Willie the Wildcat Lives and breaths K-State Grew up in Wyoming Also has a Powercat tattoo Knows how to pole-vault with very large tree limbs
Jamie Todd
Candle Lighter
Asked Ali to be her bridesmaid in a bathroom Mother of 2 Loves pickles Thought eating raw brownie batter was a good idea Can't go #2 in public restrooms Takes the sprinkles off of Cosmic Brownies
Chelsey Huddleston
Candle Lighter
Fantastic cook Better friend Bonded over sin Flower child, free spirit Loves chickens Makes her own kombucha Has saved Ali's life more than once Shares her Netflix password like a true friend
Jacob Zutterman
Usher
Emily's husband #dadofthree Slow Pitch Allstar Only hits dingers Bear Grylls/George Strait wannabe Killed a turkey with his bare hands one time Loves pop country Jams out to Florida Georgia Line Knows a lot about Pizza Hut
Dylan Rethman
Usher
Loves Jenna Agricultural Scientist Drives semis and Case IH Eats sardines from a can Set himself on fire once Has to have bread and butter pickles specifically Drinks all the tea in the fridge Can't wait to marry a Haverkamp Don't ask him what color that is Always a good time
Derick McGhee
Usher
Jeff’s college neighbor and friend Grill master and Tailgate King Dog dad Has special headphones (Ask him why) Had the K-State Alma Mater temporally tattooed on his back Once won a washers game by hitting someone Wants more pinwheels
Keiryn Copp
Flower Girl
Is 8 Jeff’s goddaughter Part princess Star of the show Enjoys singing and dancing Can drive Grandpa Marion’s four wheeler Thinks “Alicia” sounds prettier than “Ali” Loves Grandma Brenda’s cheesy beans Wants another sugar cookie
Ronan Copp
Ring Bearer
Is 6 Loves the Kansas City Chiefs Hates losing If you’re not cheating you’re not trying Would wear pajamas all day if he could Wants you to play football with him
Alexis Copp
Flower Girl
Kieryn’s Doppleganger Toby's snack dispenser Brave enough to play with the big kids Busy body Injury-prone Milk-a-holic
Matthew Zutterman
Ring Bearer
Grandpa Tim's bestest buddy Blueberry monster Likes to wrestle Enjoys "yeeshing" Uses the toilet backwards Dances like his mother Knows exactly where the fruit snacks are Wants you to blow some bubbles
Evelyn and Loretta Zutterman
Flower Girl
You can call them Evie & Etta Early to the party Love a dramatic entrance Need naps Etta roundhouse kicks her sister in the face Evie loves fart noises
Marlene Haverkamp
Mother of the Bride
“Glam-ma” Honey’s best buddy Queen Mother of the baby calves Coined the term “Marlene clean” Gets shit done Vacuums more than most Coaches little league softball Will dance to "Paradise By the Dashboard Lights" by Meatloaf Hip with the times, knows how to “floss” Drives a white Camaro Won’t let you eat that on the white carpet
Tim Haverkamp
Father of the Bride
Master meat smoker Matthew’s “Pa” Bleeds John Deere green Loves Long Island iced teas Listens to Frank Sinatra and Buckcherry "Slow Ride" is his favorite song DVR’s Husker games just to watch it if they lose Can’t figure out Saran Wrap Could fold a sweater with the skid loader Snuggles with the kitties when he thinks no one is watching
Brenda Haug
Mother of the Groom
Card Shark Real America Picker All-time scorekeeper Loves Hallmark Christmas movies Enjoys antiquing, DIY projects Makes a mean Oreo ball Always has the best coffee and creamers
Marion Haug
Father of the Groom
Tractor Mechanic Case IH enthusiast Heckles opponents during board/card games Pitch captain of "The Out-laws" Gets grumpy when you bid on a queen-10 Has a 1977 Pontiac Firebird Enjoys antiquing, gardening, raising unusual birds HAD geese named "Honky" and "Quacky" R.I.P Still hasn't bought Ali an alpaca But he's definitely starting to cave