Maid of Honor
Alexandra and I played with Barbies and collected Beanie Babies and stole each other's clothes and got into physical altercations over said clothes. We're basically the same while being the most different at the exact same time and she's the only sister anyone ever needs.
Best Man
The man, the myth, the bear. The first guy I punched in the face. The first guy to punch me in the face. This dude is harder than woodpecker lips but softer than your grandmas pillow. My blood, my brother, my best pal.
Bridesmaid
Without Alex, I'm pretty sure I would never have had the motivation to stay up to date with The OC circa 2003. She keeps me grounded and positive with a capital P. Plus she's a beacon of sunlight 24/7.
Better Man
The legend, the Chupacabra, Mom's favorite. The kiddo that's more adult than I'll ever be. Mastered being awesome the day he was born. The dad of the century and my favorite brother, only due to lack of choice. He's about as solid as a kidney stone.
Bridesmaid
I traveled the world with this suga mama, and we've done nearly everything together. Everyone we meet thinks she's my sister - and I believe in another life, she may have been. De Madrid al Cielo.
Groomsman
The winner of the 2019 Conor McGregor lookalike competition. Here is a man I cant wait to add to my family and quite frankly one of the only Alfaro's I trust. Dependable, reliable, humble and lucky to call him my 3rd brother... Just look at that smile.
Bridesmaid
From homeroom to home improvement projects, I would travel the planets around the sun for this girl. Alexis has been my ride or die for 15+ years. We'd get in and then out of trouble together. And she's about to make me a "tía" for the first time and I cannot wait.
Groomsman
Aaah... this guy... he's the dummy that was family before he knew it. The man I owe more than I can repay. The gold standard of dudes that help you out on moving day! The brother from another mother that you wish you had. A living legend back in 2011... but damn that was great year!
Bridesmaid
I'm honestly not quite sure how I would have made it through college without this lady. She's the only one who would get the teeniest weeniest FRIENDS reference to real-life situations, and for that - I am eternally grateful. Also, she's the dog-mom to Gracie and I mean, c'mon.
Groomsman
One of the best-ish men I know. I was lucky enough to live and travel with Jason through Europe back in the good ol' days. The man that introduced me to country music, much to Christine's chagrin. The embodiment of Americana, and I'm OK with that!
Bridesmaid
The moment Laila was hired at TigerDirect, it was destiny that we'd be friends. More than friends - family. No one's hair was harmed in the making of a single family dinner, I swear. She's the only motivation I need to climb a Puerto Rican waterfall.
Groomsman
The first friend I made after moving to the USA. The guy that has been with me through the worst (and I mean the worst) of times and the best of times (like they could be better). He's like vitamin D, I, C and K. You miss them when they're gone and wonder how life was so hard when they were there. Family... you bet your ass, pal!
Bridesmaid
Nuggy. Flush. Lush. Pulling the wedding together wouldn't have been possible if it wasn't for the Nug, and I cannot be more grateful to have her in my life. She always has a smile and a giggle and she's the hardest working kid I could ever aspire to be.
Groomsman
'Possible contender for nicest man on the planet. An honest gentleman with a temperament that rivals some of the greatest human beings in history. A pleasure to be around at all times. A father and a role model to mankind' - Mark Bean