Maid of Honor
Hide your kids and tune into her podcast. #LifeofRiley
Best Man
The kid that is hiding from Riley
Bridesmaid
Eats ramen frequently while texting our friend Ramen
Groomsman
Tore ACL and didn't even cry
Bridesmaid
She got engaged in Disneyland. #Jorden'sgoals
Groomsman
Bridesmaid
Email her for the perfect Disneyland itinerary-- she might charge you, but it's worth it
Groomsman
Expert in California geology
Bridesmaid
Watch out-- she might dive into your DM's
Groomsman
Legend says he was born inside a piano, but in reality he IS a piano
Bridesmaid
Obsessed with teeth, tongues, and gums. Oh my!
Groomsman
Football aficionado, country music lover, and his mom's a singer
Bridesmaid
Only 16 and she is already taller than the groom and the bride #LittlePeopleBigWorld
Groomsman
Sheltered Colten when he was homeless, August of 2013. #Memz
Bridesmaid
You'll never know what her actual job is or where she's traveling to next
Bridesmaid
The one who is wearing sunglasses inside, holding a pitbull, requesting either house music/country/ or oldies depending on the mood
Groomsman
If you recognize him, he has probably knocked on your door offering financial advice
Bridesmaid
Drinks palomas while doing your taxes
Bridesmaid
You might not recognize her-- she often wears a wig, a cowboy hat, makes toasts at every get together, and responds to the name "Heff"
Bridesmaid
Cheese, wine, confetti, and party connoisseur
Bridesmaid
Stupidly successful, made a workout instagram for fun, goes on her boat in California often, blonde and beautiful. You hate her cuz you ain't her
Groomsman
Square
Bridesmaid
She works for the Dallas Cowboys, she will leave a pregame to answer work emails, and she knows Jerry Jones on a personal level. 2 truths and a lie, go!
Bridesmaid
If you let her into your home, she will reorganize your living room table to look more aesthetically pleasing
Groomsman
You pronounce his last name as "fight" and he has yet to win one