This one, actually. • I had taken a few of this professor’s other classes and made it probably too clear that I was the teacher’s pet, and Mike clocked it, took note, and kept that piece of knowledge in his back pocket. Fast forward to this assignment several weeks into the course: to write a children’s nonsense rhyme or poem. At the end of class, the hot guy from the row in front of me came up and asked for my help with the assignment because I “seemed to really know what I was doing” so we exchanged emails and went on with our independent schedules. Some time later, the first draft of his assignment hit my Gmail inbox and I laugh because he so clearly copy and pasted the poem from somewhere on the Internet and this dumb hot jock really thought I wasn’t going to search it line by line in Google to prove that he..... didn’t..... copy it? Wait a minute. The dumb hot jock is actually a smart hot jock? Oh no. I’m in trouble. • I fell in love with the smart hot jock in November 2012. I get to marry my best friend in April 2022. - Ashley