Adele & Zach
Who's Who in the Wedding Party
Samantha Matson
Bridesmaid
How do you know A&Z? "Zachary is my brother so I’ve known him for a while. I know Adele because they were dating." Favorite memory/shared experience with A&Z? "When we were little and in the car, Zachary was lying across the seat, then spit into the air (for some reason). The spit landed on his face, we both laughed hysterically, while our mom thought something was wrong with us." "My favorite experience with Adele is when she showed me the magic that is the Lego Movie. I love sharing the magic with other people." What are your hobbies, and are there any skills you’d like to learn? "I enjoy making bracelets, skateboarding, and reading. I’d like to learn to do cool bird whistle tricks." If A&Z get a kid, what should they call it? "Are you talking about a child or a baby goat?"
Edward Talanian
Groomsman
How do you know A&Z? "It was a cold Spring morning in April, everything was still, but then my world was bathed in light. I opened my eyes and saw her. My sister. Then one day she brought this weird dude home and had a ring on her finger." What is your favorite movie? "Accepted" What are your hobbies, and are there any skills you’d like to learn? "I like to play video games, specifically Dota2, and I'd love to try out windsurfing." What is your spirit animal and why? "I'm gonna go with a pangolin because I wanna curl into an armored ball and roll down hills." What’s something interesting strangers can talk with you about? "Oh, I have many, many embarrassing stories about Adele I'd be more than happy to talk about."
Karissa Talanian
Bridesmaid
How do you know A&Z? "SINCE THEY WERE BORN" What show should A&Z binge watch after the wedding? "What, like, immediately after? None. GO OUTSIDE. Enjoy the world." What are your hobbies, and are there any skills you’d like to learn? "Releasing esoteric Japanese noise music on outdated formats, drumming in bands consisting of my ex boyfriends, pretending the world isn't garbage while making rainbow plant hangers for those with disposable income, hanging out with my pet pig Roo Roo." Of A&Z, which one is your favorite? "Definitely Zach." If A&Z get a kid, what should they call it? "It. (Or Karissa)"
Jacob Letourneau
Groomsman
How do you know A&Z? "Colby-Sawyer College friends!" What show should A&Z binge watch after the wedding? "'Into the Badlands' if you enjoy cheesy Japanese samurai style fighting in a post-apocalypse setting." What’s something interesting strangers can talk with you about? "I work at a cigar box guitar company." Of A&Z, which one is your favorite? "You guys are favorites for different reasons. I couldn't choose a favorite of the two of you because I love you both for different reasons. Zach for his random and obscure humor, and Adele for her caring and loving nature!" Darkest secret you’ve kept hidden from A&Z? "I’m not really the Jake you knew"
Rebecca Letourneau
Maid of Honor
How do you know A&Z? "College. They quickly proved themselves worthy and were absorbed into the hungering amalgamation that is our friend group." Favorite memory or shared experience with A and or Z? "The traditional end-of-semester adventure to Buffalo Wild Wings where we would share laughs, tears, and quietly chant, 'Oh God, what have we done?'" What are your hobbies, and are there any skills you’d like to learn? "I collect plants. And I start art projects. I’d really like to learn how to finish them. And maybe also a martial art." What is your spirit animal and why? "The raven. They sit and watch you ominously from a distance while pretending to be wise but really just judging you. N-not that…not that I do that." Of A&Z, which one is your favorite? "Neither. They’re both the worst."
Ishmael
Best Man
How do you know A&Z? "Woof 2017 woof." What are your hobbies, and are there any skills you’d like to learn? "Snore..." What is your spirit animal and why? "Pant pant" Of A&Z, which one is your favorite? ... If A&Z get a kid, what should they call it? "Aroo?"