Bride
You know her. You love her. You can't get enough of her. It'ssssss the BRIDE!
Groom
He's funny. He's bearded. And no one is quite sure what he's studying. It's the groom!
Maid of Honor
She's actually the older sister. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise
Best Man
Ask him what he's wearing
Maid of Honor
You. Will. Obey. Her.
Best Man
Ask him to play Wonderwall
Bridesmaid
Pint sized, exercise and full size pies
Groomsman
Ask him why dogs are better than cats
Bridesmaid
*Cue office theme song*
Groomsman
Ask him why New England is bad at sports
Bridesmaid
Spunky. Funky. Likes her men hunky
Groomsman
Ask him why he spells Eric wrong
Bridesmaid
She will kick your ass and then fix it
Groomsman
Ask him about shark behavioral therapy
Mother of the Bride
To locate her in a crowd, pop a champagne bottle
Mother of the Groom
Please keep tissues on hand
Father of the Bride
Some call him Island Art Guy. Others, the Sand Turtle. To us, he's batman.
Father of the Groom
They say his teenage bedroom inspired Lynyrd Skynyrd's 'That Smell'
Dog
Looking for a treat. Seven days a week.