Zoe wants me to write something funny to let everyone know this is a joke. BS. If one of you wants to spend $10,000 on a jetski for "us," well I'm not going to stop you.

Help send us off to our honeymoon in style! We'll take a short trip right after the wedding, but later we're going to explore a new part of the world together and will have you to thank for it!

We really need to expand our repertoire beyond rice, rice with protein, rice with veggies and a fried egg, and Totino's pizza rolls.

Someone who will remain nameless once accused me of not knowing the difference between krumping and twerking. Time to settle the score.

Saru's one of our absolute favorite restaurants in the whole world. If you gift us this, Mike promises to creepily whisper your name after he eats the zuke bin toro.

"Isn't this a little excessive for a movie date?"- People who have obviously never had 3 boozy milkshakes in one movie sitting

Trips up to the Russian River & coastline have helped to create some of our favorite memories together. We'll be thinking of you as we hike through the redwoods and go whale watching at Point Arena lighthouse in Mendocino.