While the humans are off planning fancy things like honeymoons, I'd like to humbly remind you that I am the real MVP of this household. As a dignified apartment-dwelling feline, I have needs: high-end treats, feather toys I'll ignore after 5 minutes and of course, only the softest beds (even though I'll still take over mum and dad's). If you're feeling generous, a contribution to my fund would be purr-fect. With love (and mild indifference), Esca (Chief Nap Officer)