Alyssa & Austin
September 06, 2025
Hello kind people!! A couple notes to stew on: Firstly, know that gifts are optional so please don't have a single ounce of guilt if you do not provide us with one. Secondly, we are quietly begging that all gifts be cash. Austin and I are facing yet another nomadic year. This means we are incredibly daunted by one looming obstacle...WHERE oh where can our stuff can go without further annoying our parental units?! Any additions to this debacle may scramble our brains beyond repair.
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Austin and I have yet to hop on a plane together!! Seven years and our go-to is buying new sports equipment, fixing our broken limbs, or spending too much money on fancy probiotics. Help us break this trend - we need it.
Cash fund
Round Trip Plane Tickets
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Help us have an adult vacation! Though we've done a great job managing to camp nearly everywhere we go while maintaining a steady travel diet of mission tortillas, we've come to the realization that occasionally it is nice to have a bed and normal food.
Cash fund
Miscellaneous Honeymoon Fund
Group gift
THE BIKES. THE BIKES ARE BROKEN. We don’t need more stuff. What we do need is a fund to fix our existing stuff. Namely Austin’s dirt bike and Alyssa’s bike bike. They are in sad shape. Feel free to ask us about it - we won’t cry (well, Alyssa might).
Cash fund
Two Wheeled Things