From New Orleans to Brest, France... and back

Souvenirs from L'Abri du Mouton, a shop owned by a woman named Isabelle who makes tiny things from the wool of tiny sheep!

Because you can't have a lesbian honeymoon to the Northern Atlantic without bisexual beanies (and Terri's has to be satin lined, bc hair).

For getting fershnickered!

Lightweight rain jackets, because fall is the rainiest season on Ushant.

Terri needs a new passport (with the last name Simon!). Kelsey needs to renew hers.

For the peets, which will be doing a lot of walking.

Food on (and on the way to) airplanes.

It's France. Terri wants to eat cheese.

Thanks to their tax structure and lack of restrictions on producers selling directly to consumers, good wine is wildly cheap in France. Yay!

For drinking!

Snacks and lunch on a trek to visit the ruins of a WWII-era blockhouse.

Lunch and a bottle of wine at the ruins of the Villa of Storms.

Snacks on the hike to the still-functioning (!) windmill built in the late 18th century

To spot Woodchat Shrikes, Pied Flycatchers, and maybe a Snow Bunting!

For on-the-plane distraction and dissociation

A stay at one of Ushant's adorable cottages, which average $150/night including fees.

From Brest to Ushant and back

5-7 days of groceries and wine for a pair of frugal bros.

2 bikes, 5 days

A trip to the lighthouse museum + crepe lunch.

Sweaters and/or other products made from the wool of Ushant's tiny sheep

Three hours of kayaking or paddle boarding on the south coast of the island.

A meal - likely involving mussels - at Ty Korn Ouessant.

Lunch at one of Ushant's creperies.

A visit to France's first ecomuseum, featuring a 19th century Breton house and a tour focused on 19th century life on the island.

Because shit happens. Miscellaneous money will go towards things like sweat-wicking socks, delicious sausage, or gambling with old Breton men in sweaters.