Holly Prazoff and Joe Wengert's Wedding Registry on Zola

Cooking lessons with Famous Italian Chef Boyardee

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He's the best and most authentic chef we could find! Beefaroni Baby!

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Cooking lessons with Famous Italian Chef Boyardee

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"CRAZY ASS WHITE BOY!!!" - Roman Pearce

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Roman Adventure

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Take us on a tour of all the landmarks from the Da Vinci Code (the movie, not the book) including Robert Langdon's Italian stylist

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Da Vinci Code Tour

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The wedding is over and now we shall eat our combined weight in bread and cheese

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Italian Breads & Cheeses

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So that Joe can have his Blue Apron box forwarded to Italy

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International Shipping Fees

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To keep our italian water chilled (hydration is key)

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Italian Ice

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Museums and Architecture and Also Culture

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jesus christ almost every item on this registry is about food but we ALSO care about this stuff we swear

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Museums and Architecture and Also Culture

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A romantic, tandem-boogie board paddle through the canals of Venice

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Boogie Boarding in Venice

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To match the turquoise waters of the Amalfi coast

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Turquoise Floaties

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To help reverse all of the damage sure to be done on our perfect teeth at the many boutique wineries we will visit

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Crest White Strips

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Buying Drinks For Colorful Local Characters

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Think of holly and i as Diane Lane... help us meet some Marcellos. Ah shit, this makes it look like we are interested in a threesome, right? Oh well, our moms aren’t reading this site.

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Buying Drinks For Colorful Local Characters

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Florence's beautiful Boboli gardens that are NOT delivery

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A Visit to Giardino di Boboli

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This will be how we finally figure out exactly what a basilica is

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A Visit to St. Mark’s Basilica

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We will need coffee when we get off the plane

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Roman Starbucks

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Take Joe and Holly on a tour of this ancient town named after that one part of Eddie Murphy’s “The Nutty Professor”

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A Tour of Herculaneum

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It’s kind of a schlep but it’s supposed to be worth it

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Espresso in the Middle of Mt. Vesuvius

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“Smeraldo” is Italian for emerald. Seems like a cool place for Joe to get sea-sick AND claustrophobic

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Boat Ride to Grotta dello Smeraldo

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This doesn’t work on multiple levels

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A Selfie in Amalfi

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We make-a and taste-a da cheese-a

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Make-a da Mooz-a-rell

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The hats will let people know we’re on vacation

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Traditional His and Hers Panama Hats

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We gotta go to Reproductions and get fresh prints of our headshots to leave at pizzerias across Italy

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Headshot Copies

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Do people still use these?

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Travelers Checks

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We want to come home with a lifetime supply of extra virgin olive oil

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EVOO

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We are going to learn how to talk with our hands

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Language Lessons

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We are going to give poor naked David some elevated yet wearable pieces

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Doen For Men

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We need some road trip snacks and at least eight empty water bottles for Holly

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Tuscan Countryside Drive Supplies

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The Italians have perfected salad with one simple innovation: bread salad. BREAD

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Panzanella

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We are having lunch at a winery at the foothills of Mt. Vesuvius and we want to be prepared for anything

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Lava Resistant Suits

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We want to walk around with Olive Hands so we need one for each of our fingers

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Twenty Olives

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Don’t make us sail around with a bunch of strangers

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Private Boat to Venice

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Our new friend Marco (who we assume we will meet and befriend in Italy) needs some smokes

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Smokes for Marco

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Neither of us have ever played this video game. Joe learned it takes place in San Marco because at some point he just started googling “Italy” to make this web site

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Assassin’s Creed II Tour in San Marco

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Fingers crossed it is captained by a cartoon octopus

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Tip for the Water Taxi Captain

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For our pre-dinner evening stroll. (We’re talking bout crocs)

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Passeggiata Shoes

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it's a molar

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Galileo's Tooth

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Holly wants to listen to the R.E.M. song "Roam" while in Rome. (It’s a B-52s song but marriage is compromise)

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Roam in Rome

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Joe’s whole thing now is wearing head-to-toe Versace

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A Visit to the Versace Store in Milan

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we can't walk there!

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Round Trip Airfare to Italy

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To help us protect our beautiful hair and eyes as we drive under the Tuscan sun starring Diane Lane

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Sunglasses & Italian Driving Scarves

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If we don't hang out with Franky while we're in Rome he's going to go rip-shit

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San Pellegrino with the Pope

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Signore Benigni is going to teach us how to climb all over shit like a spaz

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Workshop with Roberto Benigni

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Holly may be entering Vatican City "Jew-ish" but she's leaving Cat-lic

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Holly's Adult Baptism

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We don't care if it's nothing but fat and nitrates

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Gabagool

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Holly is desperate to find out if Italians use the game of the scene

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Italian Improv Shows

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Dinner for two at the classic italian pizzeria / animatronic rodent hellscape

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Carlo I. Formaggio's

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In tribute to Rocky Balboa (Philadelphia’s most famous athlete), Joe and Holly will go for riding lessons on ACTUAL Italian Stallions

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Horse Riding

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Uh... that’s something... we’ll eat maybe? I don’t know. We’re running out of Italian things to reference

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A Boot Full of Pasta

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Just kidding-- we’re using this money for gelato. We're not getting in any damn helicopter NO THANK YOU

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Helicopter Tour of the Italian Coast

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Do you know about panzerottos? They are like calzones but they are fried. We probably won’t find any better than the ones they sell in Toronto, but we will try.

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Panzerotto

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Help us finance a few hours where we just sit around and think about Isabella Rossellini

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Isabella Rossellini

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We are going to try and have a slice up on the very top without sliding off

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Leaning Tower of Pizza

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Joe gets kidnapped by the witches of the Sardinian Islands and in order to save him, Holly needs to bring them some virgin blood and that shit is expensive

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Witch Ransom

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